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+Gives players 32 steak on first join.
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+## PLEASE NOTE!
+What this really detects is the first time a player has joined _when the plugin was in use_!
+
+## Install
+[Pre-compiled JAR](https://git.thetechrobo.ca/smp/artifacts/raw/branch/master/steak.jar)
+
+...And that's all, folks!
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